Cow jokes
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Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?
An udder failure !
Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.
Farmer: Not bunch, herd.
Camper: Heard what?
Farmer: Of cows.
Camper: Sure I've heard of cows.
Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd.
Camper: So what? I have no secrets from cows!
Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.
A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby.
Say, farmer. Is that bull safe?
Well, he's a lot safer than you are right now!
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