Cow jokes

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If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ?
Plenty of milk !

What is a cow's favourite TV show ?
Dr Moo !

Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow!
Was it a Jersey cow?
I don't know, I didn't see her license plate!

Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully!

Why was the calf afraid?
He was a cow-herd!

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