Cow jokes

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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?
He wanted to raised stewed beef!

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?
The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk!

Why did the cow jump over the moon?
To get to the Milky Way!

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