Cow jokes

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Is there big money in the cattle business?
So I've herd!

In what state will you find the most cows?
Moo York!

If you make a cow angry, how will she get even?
She'll cream you!

If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first?
The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull!

If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks, what would you get?
Milk and quackers!

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