Cow jokes
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Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture?
No! Did he hurt the cows?
No, he just grazed them!
Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies?
Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!
A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked.
"Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!" the farmer answered.
A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby.
Say, farmer. Is that bull safe?
Well, he's a lot safer than you are right now!
Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.
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