Cow jokes

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If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get?
"Beeflt!"

If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get?
Half and half!

I hear you take milk baths.
That's right.
Why?
I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower!

I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm.
Well, wouldn't you look silly riding a cow?
I'd look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?
It's a place of udder delight.

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